lol some funny stuff

#added in for this site*
*i urge anyone who doesnt like racist sexual or crude humor/words to not read on*

i warn you that any info by me may or may not be true feel free to ask
also that what i say will have the user name 'you' and i may say something you find offensive but i urge you that i may or may not really mean it im just doing this for fun to see what people will do that being said may the filter not ban anything i say lol ill have to use some work a round's but i wont use the full word just so you get wuts being said. again its just for fun dont hate
also if its not post count should be off cause with no reply and the last post full ill double post.
and if you have something you would like to see me say pm me or post reply also ill give the site to anyone as long as the admins dont care just ask me for it. now lets mess with some people!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: boo
Stranger: RAWWWW
You: hang on one sec i gotta finish F'ing
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: can i rape you?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: do you have any weed?
Stranger: weed?
You: yea pot
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lol i love this next one

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: He's a real nowhere man...
You: yea he is
Stranger: U
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny girl?
You: no i dont have horns
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi.
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: m 23 your backyard
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 안녕
Stranger: 조낸 춥네.
You: ahhhh!
Stranger: 뭐임마
Stranger: 왜 소리를질러
You: umm me no speak
Stranger: he he
You: lol
Stranger: Sagen Sie Deutsch?
You: german?
Stranger: 日本語は分かる？
You: negative
Stranger: roger
Stranger: Hmmmmm
Stranger: It's hard to being Cosmopolitan
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: whats up
You: the sky
Stranger: whats shakin
You: my house
Stranger: oh so youre from haiti
You: no
Stranger: mmmm i heard a lot of houses were shaking over there
You: yea they droped all there cheese and everyone stomped after it and they destroyed like the whole country
Stranger: yeah thats what i heard
Stranger: so listen
Stranger: you wanna buy some crack?
You: crack no you got any pink?
Stranger: man i got that purple nurple
You: wtf is that?
Stranger: its like pink^2
You: eh no looking for anything new
You: not*
Stranger: I AINT GOING BACK TO PRISON
Stranger: BANG BANG
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
^^ WTF

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: hiya
Stranger: Asl?
You: m 23 your backyard
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i love this next one

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: booooooo
Stranger: whats booo?
You: boomshakalaka
Stranger: sorry my english is no very good
Stranger: ?
You: what do you speak?
Stranger: im from china
You: oh i see
Stranger: yes
You: well thats cool how is it there?
Stranger: cool? its 60 degrees
Stranger: why ask
You: umm yea....i didnt umm cool as in awesome
Stranger: oh yes its very nice
Stranger: we are opressed people but its still nice
You: sweet its cold here and im not sure what that means
Stranger: where are you from
You: USA
Stranger: oh your country very bad economy
Stranger: very bad
You: LMAO
You: thats laugh my ass off if you dont know
Stranger: you all fat from junk food
You: lol im not but yea a lot are
Stranger: you skinny american?
Stranger: thats very rare
You: yea one of the few
Stranger: very nice
Stranger: whats your age
You: well 30% of americans from age 15 to 31 are very skinny so its fair
You: im 20
Stranger: im am age 19
Stranger: ny name chung lee
You: cool my name is hellsing
Stranger: oh like the movie
You: yea
Stranger: i saw the movie very good
Stranger: i like american theater
Stranger: not much here
You: yea it very good here you can say americans are lazy and fat but we have fun
Stranger: yes
Stranger: fat fun
Stranger: i will be fat to fun
You: lol! im good you can say what ever you want about america just dont bomb us again
Stranger: we never bomb america
Stranger: you bomb all countries because you think you better
You: amen! and only some rulers thought like that
You: and i didn't mean to say again
Stranger: ook
You: so what do you think of our president now?
Stranger: he is african
Stranger: he looks like good man
Stranger: but i dont like that kind
You: you dont like africans?
Stranger: not many africans around my country
Stranger: they look like criminals
Stranger: all of them
You: true
Stranger: americans are so inhumane to africans
You: wow wow wow now we was not now
Stranger: just look what happen to Tupac Shakur
Stranger: he die cause of you
Stranger: he was my best rapper
You: oh if you dont mind me saying i hate rap
You: heard of metallica?
Stranger: im a troll mutha fucka, i kill and bash all americans with my penis and drop nukes out of my ass to land on your shit house. and for the record, Tupac hates your nigga ass, tupac beats metallica with his UZIs and man meat.
You: lmfao
Stranger: Fuck you nigger
You: this was great dude
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posted on another site and i moved to here this has been a hell77d production

lol I know that thats funny

nice post lol

SXYxJeff wrote:

nice post lol

thanks

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi, let's not waste each others time and get to the point, which one are you:
A. Male wants to talk to a guy
B. Male wants to talk to a guy (horney)
C. Male wants to talk to a girl
D. Male wants to talk to a girl (horney)
E. Female wants to talk to a guy
F. Female wants to talk to a guy (horney)
G. Female wants to talk to a girl
H. Female wants to talk to a girl (horney)
You: c
Stranger: cool im f :I:I
You: cool whats up?
Stranger: horny
You: thats great
Stranger: but youre not horny
Stranger: !!
You: nope
Stranger: im looking for d
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lol pretty forward

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow
Stranger: hi
You: not you
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: F why they give me you
Stranger: i was the only one left
Stranger: and now your all alone
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: not you again
You: its the same one over and over
Stranger: sorry, its me again
Stranger: its called fate
You: ...
You: its called bull shi1 every time its Stranger
Stranger: how would u know im a stranger to u huh?
You: then why is that your name?
You: ok fine lets see where do you live?
Stranger: im living in nowhere of this F'ing world
Stranger: how about u
You: im in h311
You: i liked to play with fire to much so
You: its cool they have net here
Stranger: good for u
You: yea
Stranger: u need any ice beer? maybe i can sent some to u
You: send me soem hmmm i doubt they would let you
You: some
You: the keys are so small here
You: and on fire so it makes you not want to touch them
Stranger: oh ok, i'll say u can wait me to bring some for u till i die
Stranger: anyway, i gtg. be careful with the fire.
You: h311 yea
Stranger: see ya.
Stranger: peace
You: move fuk3r
You: run!!!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: dont drop it!!!
You: it could go boom
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: watch it!
Stranger: suc it
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^^ouch

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 29 m horny.
You: blow blow blow your gay
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: run
You: there after me
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LMAO !

Nice one XD

y is someone giving bad rep look at the bars theyre all red
really u lil kids wanna be immature

its fukn juusto or another wise ass ill find out tho soon enough